can we discuss this
“These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would you eat them?!
it just fucking stares at him the whole time
I’d eat dog bananas
my dad keeps sending me original performance art pieces
I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
when you show things you like to your friends
i completely lost it here.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
My Little Compressed Horse